Best guest this cruise Mrs Maddy an ex model from New York who told me that girls these days settle for less than they are worth when they get married and I shouldn’t. She then went onto try half the boutique on over her tennis outfit. The only problem I have with this guest is that she asked me to help zip her into one the dresses and dropped a real silent but deadly!
Sooooo tonight in the bar I was asked if I was from Tennessee. I replied puzzled ‘No why did you just ask that Alain’ (a waiter who I have been working on board with for over a month and have had several conversations with in which I have always spoke with an English accent). His answer to this was ‘because your the only ten I see.’ Another awkward moment when the only thing appropriate to do is walk away pretending the music in the bar is too loud.
I slept funny last night, my neck has got a crick, I can only look to the right. Well there no way I can perform Beyonces irreplaceable now, even if I was meant to be.